It is a common story in the countryside to have too many children …
There is nothing like entertainment, so the only thing you can look forward to every day is having sex with your wife. The people around them are always looking for more workers and potential heirs, so they let them work as hard as they want.
In no time at all, a large family is formed.
Especially for beastmen, twins and triplets are the norm, so if you have several babies, you will soon have a family of ten.
Isaac’s wife has two beast sisters, so he had about 20 children before he knew it, and he was having a hard time. It’s not my place to tell him to cut back, though.
In fact, the cat and beast group is having a baby rush.
If you include the cat colony, there are probably more than 200 of my children alone. That’s more than double the number from the original cat colony.
When I asked Irina if it was really okay, she said, “It’s not like you can’t feed them. We’ve got dragons, too.
As for food, Blue Dragons and Silver Dragons with too much time on their hands would take turns stationing themselves near the cat colony to help us hunt demons, so there was no problem.
As for clothing and education, there is direct trade with the elven territory, so there is flexibility. Children who are old enough to understand things are welcomed to the private Polka Academy, where Laurier and the others serve as instructors.
Laurier says that cat and beast people are as bored as they are rumored to be, but the instructors, who are elves and dragons with tens or hundreds of years of experience in their respective fields, are extremely talented, and some of the kittens have even shown magical abilities that are close to Irina’s.
Well, I don’t have the lifespan that Irina has, so I’m sure I won’t be able to match her after all.
[It’s … weird to say that almost all of these people are my children, but I don’t really feel it.]
[I mean, there’s not a kid in the world whose dad doesn’t know, right?]
[Yeah, but, you know, 200 people…]
[and that’s not all of them, is it?]
[… I know, I know…]
I look at the Polka Academy auditorium from behind with Claudio and sigh.
Of course, kids who aren’t materialistic don’t come to the school. And although Claudio is only ten years old, he is indeed Hilda’s son, and his intelligence is outstanding, and he has already studied the main subjects of the school on his own, and is treated as a graduate.
It’s a far cry from Peter, who’s still chasing his boobs all the time.
Incidentally, the school is only open for six months in the winter (when everyone is free), and the summer months are spent in their hometowns. Not only cats, but also elven children and children born to prostitutes attend the school, as well as students from Polka town and the Grange.
However, it’s usually only my children who come to the opening ceremony like this.
The cats, in particular, are brought in by the dragons, so they’re sure to show up, and since we started this as an extension of the church temple’s educational program, we’ve inherited the loose attitude that it’s okay if they don’t show up for the opening and closing ceremonies.
But it’s not like you get a medal for taking all the classes, so that’s about it.
There are some advantages to being a member of this school, such as free accommodation and food while you’re here. Since most of the students are mine, I’ve been doing that, and it’s become a thing for students from outside the school as well.
Half of the students stay at the Vapor Palace, and the other half stay at the inn where I work. Of course, the Palace is for my kids only.
For the boys, I strongly recommend the innkeepers because the naked paradise is too stimulating. Some people ask me if it’s okay for girls, but I nodded my head when the female slaves said, “It’s okay because it’s almost all women. Of course, we don’t require them to undress.
But the cats and beasts are so flirtatious that they usually go naked without any hesitation.
I feel that this is not a good situation for me to follow my policy of not doing anything naughty to my daughter. I think I should talk to the Baron and Christie and get another inn for my family to run.
… But if we make the inn too big, it’s going to come back to the question of who I am.
I’m a blacksmith. I’m the owner of the Smythson Armory. I’m a blacksmith, and I’m the owner of the Smythson Armory, which still doesn’t get any work from anyone other than crossbowmen.
[Mm. …]
[I always thought my dad had a lot of weird problems.]
[I’m a weird dad. … Sorry.]
I’ve been using the excuse [because I’m a weird dad] a lot lately, because my business is so different from other dads’ that I have a lot of trouble explaining it to my kids as they get older.
I’m a weird dad, so I can’t have too many moms. I can’t help it if I don’t know what I’m doing to make money because I’m a weird dad.
He’s a weird dad, so it doesn’t help that he’s already 40 and he’s got a new female slave who’s about 15 as a mom. … No, no, no. That’s indeed painful.
Externally, the old female slaves are no longer female slaves, they are all wives, but even now they are not so particular about that.
I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or not.
And recently, the number of female slaves has been increasing from time to time. I don’t intend to increase them, but they are increasing.
I think it’s wrong to impregnate a girl who’s the same age as Elenia, but unfortunately it’s a bad habit that I can’t stick it out forever with an aggressive girl, so I got her pregnant and even had a party to celebrate. I don’t think many kids are convinced that I can’t help it [because I’m a weird dad].
[I want to be as proud of my dad as possible. … Too weird to be proud of, right?]
[Hmmm. As for me, I’m usually proud of my dad.]
[Klaw is a good kid. …]
It’s heartbreaking.
But how does a ten year old find beauty in a father who is soaking in a hot spring naked all day, every day, while pulling white pee on dozens of moms? I can’t think of anything I’m proud of.
[Everyone says that having a higher sex drive than Grandpa is already a legend in dark elf terms.]
[Wait. No, no, no, no. Who and who is everyone anyway?]
[Hilda’s mom, Cosmos’ mom, Miramama, Noor’s mom, etc.]
[In the Dark Elf culture, 10-year-olds get that much …!]
Sex education is too early.
No, I guess I used to be too slow, because when I was 10, I couldn’t understand real sex, so I played natural fetch with Apple.
But what about the mothers who proudly teach their 10-year-olds exactly what [your dad is a strong sex man] means? And what about teaching them about their grandfather’s sex life?
[At least in Talc, if you say ‘Andy, Onyx’s son-in-law,’ everyone knows.]
I think that’s the kind of thing that if you mention his name, people will point back at you.
[I don’t care if it’s the part that led to this, I don’t want you to brag about it. … I want you to find attraction with girls one on one first.]
He admonished, patting his son on the head.
Claudio seems to be an elfish boy and has a beautiful face that could be mistaken for a girl. His hair is a bit long for a normal boy, so if he were to dress up as a girl, few people would probably be able to spot him.
After all, girls are creatures that love beautiful things. If such a beautiful boy becomes a beautiful young man, he will be very popular and will have a much more privileged youth than I did.
I’d hate for my child to suddenly try to create a big harem like mine and get beaten to a pulp.
[hmm …]
Claudio looked a little troubled when he heard that.
I’m not sure what to make of it, but I think it’s a good idea.
[If anything, I’m more of a guy, not a girl …]
I’m not sure what to make of that.
[…What?]
[Eh, oh, no, more like, you know?]
[… Oh, oh]
My father is upset.
No, no, think about it. Think about it.
I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or not. She has a repertoire of making girls cum.
The values of such a generous mother would never deny her son’s tastes.
If he’s as cute as she is, it won’t be hard for him to find a boyfriend. And it’s not that I’m not interested in women. It’s not that I’m not interested in women. It’s just that my strike zone is a little too wide.
It’s not that I’m not interested in women, it’s just that my strike zone is a little too wide. How can I blame Klau for his broad direction of love when I’ve made so many female slaves out of different species that I would never normally be able to touch with ease?
[I’m sure you’ll be able to find a lot of people who are interested in this kind of thing. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to do that. It’s not the same direction as Papa’s, but I’ve heard that cats are so in heat on a full moon that they do a lot of homosexual eroticism. …]
That’s right. Homosexuality is not abnormal.
It’s something that’s been around for a long time. I just happened to be around a lot of women, so it didn’t bother me.
OK, I’ve calmed down.
[… thanks]
I’m not sure if you’ve seen this before, but I’m sure you’ve seen it before.
I’m sure you’ll be happy to hear that. I’m sure you’ll be able to understand why I’m so excited about this.
[I’m sure you’ll get a girlfriend soon. I’m sure you’ll get a girlfriend soon.]
[… tetes…]
I have mixed feelings about the female slaves who are wasting too much time setting up an environment for Claudio.
It’s not like I’m complaining. … Ugh.
Among the children, the most active one is Neiya’s daughter, Frena.
Initially, she learned swordsmanship from Nei’a, but she wasn’t very talented, but after learning how to dance from Noor and Lukino, she has been improving rapidly.
Her athleticism is as good as Nei’a’s, and she can trace the dance steps of the vivacious Dark Elves with her small body.
That’s fine, though.
He’s a prankster, though he looks just like Nei’a, and he’s grown into a troubled child who harasses others by throwing eggs at them or stealing their food, and then quickly disappears into the alleys of the city.
He can be found in Grange and Polka because he’s used to them, but even in King’s Landing and Tark, he can go missing in a flash, so you have to be careful.
It’s easy to find him if you use the hearing of the dragons, but the trouble is that he learns from being found several times, and even developed his own magic to change his voice at the age of 11.
He even developed his own voice-changing magic at the age of 11.
If it weren’t for her mischievous habits, she’d be a great kid. … is that a parental favoritism?
Lately, Emma has been on high alert every time she leaves the Grange, and I feel like she doesn’t need to go that far …
[Aside from the pranks, she has a habit of choosing only dangerous places to use as escape routes because she learned to dance acrobatically poorly. A child’s physical ability to run around on the roofs of houses and by waterways … will be irreversible.]
[… yeah]
I’m not sure if it’s a good idea, but I think it’s a good idea.
I’m not sure what to do, but I’m sure I’ll be able to do it. This is especially true for children.
[We have to do something to stop it before it’s too late.]
[But I don’t know if I can make them stop by saying … I’m sure her mother, Neiya, has told her many times to stop because it’s dangerous.]
[For example, actually hurting him lightly. …]
[…I hope it’s only lightly.]
[…Once you’ve really pissed off Nei’er, there’s no point in making it worse than that. …It’s hard to say lightly, though.]
I’m not sure what to make of that. I’m not sure if it’s more than that or …
[I’m not sure if it’s a good idea, but it’s a good idea. I’m not sure what to do, but I’m sure I’m not the only one.]
[How can a child who usually messes with dragons understand how scary Laila-sama is?]
[… I see. You’d think that dragons would take it easy on you in the end. Then there’s Tethys, Cosmos-san, Lady, or someone else with a different kind of badassness. …]
[That’s another scary thing about the adult world after all: …]
[hmmm …]
An effective way to get angry at a child who is too used to an awesome opponent. It’s not easy.
I don’t know what to do. …
I’m not sure if that’s a surprise or not, but it was Elenia who solved it.
[You just have to get Frena to stop harassing you, don’t you?]
[Well, yeah. …]
[That’s the kind of thing adults can’t do if they’re desperate.]
Elenia said and undertakes to do so.
And when Frena came to Polka a few days later, she boldly seized the Baron in the city, trying to set something up with him.
[How long are you going to keep doing that kind of dumb stuff? Aren’t you too much of a kid at eleven?”]
He gave Frena a cold look with all his might.
[U…, what, you’re still …]
[Even if you’ve been taught how to dance like a woman by your mama, the country girl can only play like a man. Huh]
[…] A strategy for children to tickle each other’s pride?
I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard of it, but I’m sure you’ve seen it. I’m not sure what to make of it.
If you look at it as an object to be teased and played with, it doesn’t make much difference how great or awesome the other person is.
I’m not sure if I need to be admonished from the child’s side, inside the drawn line, not [such an object].
It’s a good idea to have a good idea of what you’re looking for.
It’s a great way to make sure you’re getting the most out of your money.
[I’m not sure what to make of that. You may think you’re an adult, but you’re just a motherfucker! You’re more of a kid than I am.]
… Hey. You’re being told off, Ele. I can’t argue with your recent behavior.
But Elenia can afford it.
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[…Muh, that’s disgusting … just because I’m a year or two older]
[I’m not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I really don’t know how much longer I can keep this up. I wonder if my mother spoiled me.]
[My mother is strict!]
Don’t make too many jokes about our mothers. Seren is pretty sweet. At least I’ve never seen her get mad at you.
… I’m now thinking that Neiya is having a hard time with her adolescent daughter, whereas Polka’s environment allows for sharing among fellow mothers. I wonder if I should visit the Grange more often.
Even if I do visit occasionally, I usually have to play father and mother at the same time.
[And you can say that because you haven’t had the time of your life with your … dad, Frena.]
[Now …]
[Isn’t that what all moms say? Dad is special. … If you really understand what that means, you won’t be a child anymore. …]
Elenia’s expression instantly takes on a creepy sexiness and euphoria from the presence of other children.
I’m not sure if you’ve seen this before, but I’m sure you have.
[Hey, what are you … saying, Dad, I don’t even know why I’m so popular …]
[Because that’s the only way I see my dad. You don’t understand, so you think … he’s just a messy, dirty father.”]
Elenia whispered, putting her face close to Frena’s.
[My real dad is the guy who makes … Neiamama, my sister Aurora, … Dianemama, and all the dragons fall in love with me so much that they’re all full of it. You’ve never really thought about the fact that there are men out there that make any strong woman want to have children. …]
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[…] […] […Hmmm…
[…The opposite of strange is normal. The opposite of strange is normal. Dad is not normal at all. You know that.]
[But, but…]
No, no. No, Ele.
You look so much like Syren right now. When you’re in a bad mood.
Don’t try to drag my sister-in-law into that kind of thing.
[Let’s leave this to Ele-chan. Hey…]
[As I recall, you haven’t touched Ele-chan yet, have you, Andy? … And yet, that level of understanding]
[As expected of Seren’s daughter, right? … I’m not sure I can even articulate it well, but I can’t believe I can talk about Andy’s charm like that.]
[My child has really caused me a lot of trouble. … If Elenia can convince her to keep going, she’ll become a little more mature.]
Everyone is impressed by Elenia’s snake-like oratory, though.
[I’m not sure what to make of it, but I think it’s a good idea. Wouldn’t that be a reminder of something that shouldn’t be a reminder?]
[Andy is a weird dad…]
[I don’t blame you.]
[I don’t think it’ll be a problem if we use birth control magic.]
[If Frena becomes a proper girly girl, … I can make her a female slave.]
[No, Nayar, you’re so thoughtful! I don’t think that’s a good idea. I’m not sure what to do.]
[I don’t know what to say, but I don’t know what to do.]
I’ll try to be a better father. As a father.
I’m not sure what to do about it, but I’m sure I’ll be able to do it. … Why doesn’t everyone stop me from getting my hands on my daughter?