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A Certain Relationship Between a Cow and a Wolf 1

2017-06-06
light-novel
half-elves-fall-in-love-extra-edition
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Last updated:2026-05-12
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Kelly Isaac. A bull ogre standing 310 cm tall, aged 29.
Former heavy infantryman. Squad leader of the Crossbow Corps in the Northern Army Division.
Once touted as a future ace knight, he had effectively cleared the Rock God Labyrinth—the requirement for the Ace Knight title—during an examination five years prior. However, he was disqualified due to suspicions of collaborating with other ace knight candidates mid-examination.
Afterward, he was transferred to the Crossbow Corps and has since rarely engaged in frontline combat. He has also not reapplied for the Ace Knight examination since then.
As a squad leader, he is excellent, using his strength and wits to protect his subordinates on numerous occasions. His reputation within his unit is solid.
Within the Crossbow Corps, he is considered a promising candidate for promotion to company commander alongside Anzeros, the squad leader of the escort infantry, in the next reorganization.
Should that happen, there is speculation among those involved as to whether his company will become the second unit of the Crossbow Corps or if he will return to heavy infantry.

Unless he commits any further actions warranting demerits, there appears to be no particular reason to doubt his suitability for company commander.

──以上, from this year’s Celesta Army Personnel Investigation Report.

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“No matter how excellent you are as a soldier… well, being strong is good and all. But I never thought my son would still be a virgin at almost 30!"
"Ugh, shut up! So what, should I have been a rapist since I was a teenager or something?!"
"Don’t you think there’s a middle ground between virgin and rapist?"
"You’re his mother, stop calling him a virgin!"
"Haa… I guess I won’t be seeing my grandkids then.”
His mother, Dorothy Isaac, sighed wistfully.

The bull ogre colony in the northern part of the Desert Great Labyrinth is a very peaceful place.
Though they appear terrifyingly monstrous, these bull ogres fight like demons against enemies but are kind and innocent toward the weak, especially the small ones.
They don’t hunt or kill indiscriminately. They help each other when in need.
The Desert Great Labyrinth doesn’t allow survival for those with only strength, only skill, or only wisdom—but as long as they aid one another, it provides abundant resources, a superior food chain support system.
Thus, the many colonies scattered throughout the desert labyrinth are relatively friendly, frequently visiting each other to trade, propose joint monster hunts, or offer labor for carpentry and irrigation.
In such an environment, Kelly was a favorite among the children.

During the morning market, which rotates between the colonies from time to time…
”Ah!!”
One of the dwarf children spotted Kelly gazing blankly at the oasis and came running over.
”It’s Red Bull Uncle!!"
"Oh, Jonathan’s kid. How’ve you been?"
"Ooh!!”
The dwarf child grabbed and clambered up Kelly’s enormous tank top, plopping onto his shoulder. Kelly didn’t mind and indulged in the little athlete’s antics.
”Red Bull Uncle’s arms are so strong! They’re as big as Dad’s belly!"
"Hah hah hah, I don’t lose to anyone in strength, still,“
He flexed a muscle, making his already thick arms bulge even more. For an ordinary human, just looking at these arms would be enough to lose the will to fight—literally log-like limbs.
As he was playing with the dwarf child, children of other races visiting the village began gathering around Kelly one after another. The dwarf child knew him from before his enlistment and wasn’t afraid, but the others hesitated about approaching the unfamiliar giant bull ogre.
”Red Bull Uncle, do that!"
"Do that? Which ‘that’ are you talking about? Alright, let’s go.”

Provoked by the dwarf kid, Kelly stood up and flexed his arms, doing a muscle pose with a “Hunnuf!"
"Uooooo!!"
"Uncle looks strong! Maybe even stronger than Girard!"
"Yeah, do it again! One more time!"
"Heh heh heh, alright! Hunnuf!”

He flipped his arms back and did another muscle pose, this time with his palms facing down.
Then he gripped his wrists, pulled his shoulders back, bent his knees slightly, and struck another pose.
”Double bicep curl, lat spread! And side chest! …When you can pull off poses like that, you’re a real man!"
"Heh heh heh, you’re such an idiot!"
"Don’t call me an idiot! Call me a macho man!"
"Me too, let me ride!"
"Yeah, hop on, hop on! I got room for all of you!"
"Awesome! Red Bull’s awesome! Did you power up again?!"
"You bet! Last time you were just a grunt, but now you’re a squad leader!"
"Whoa! Are you gonna get even stronger?!"
"Heh heh heh, if I get any stronger, the dungeon won’t hold!”

Kelly swung the kids around his arms, neck, and horns, running around the oasis with a thud-thud. The kids squealed in delight. Finally, he dove splash! into the oasis, quickly scooped up the kids who had fallen off with both hands, and balanced them on his buff chest, turning himself into a boat.
”Uwaaa!"
"I-I was surprised!"
"Hahaha.”

He kicked his legs to propel the “boat” through the oasis. The kids were overjoyed.
”Hey! Kelly, don’t put those other people’s kids in danger!!”

Dorothy, who was selling Hell’s Boar skewers by the shore, scolded him from the bank.
”Yeah, I got carried away because you guys were flattering me."
"Don’t blame us, Red Bull!!"
"Don’t!”

Kelly laughed and swam around the oasis with the kids.
Kelly loved making kids laugh like this.
That’s why he was popular with small children and their parents of all races.
”…Honestly. It’s not fair that I’m only popular with kids.”

Dorothy didn’t exactly disapprove of her son, but she sighed, thinking, “This isn’t good.” She’d prefer to have a grandchild. Her worries ran deep.

Night.
The Bull Ogre Colony had quieted down as the market closed.
Inside the Isaac household, Dorothy muttered to herself while applying lotion she’d bought from another race.
”…I think I might remarry Girard.”

”!?”

Kelly jolted awake.
”Hey, Mom?"
"What is it? Got a complaint?"
"Well, she’s my age…"
"I’m only forty-three, you know?"
"Ugh… well."
"If you had even a little more kai-sei [literally “merit/ability to have descendants”], I wouldn’t have to—"
"W-what did you say?"
"You don’t seem like you’ll be making any grandkids anytime soon, so I have no choice but to make some myself. I won’t have my bloodline end here!"
"Mom…”

Was she just goading Kelly, or was she serious? It was a bit ambiguous.

True, Mom wasn’t exactly past her prime. But Kelly’s father had died in a monster hunt when Kelly was still a kid.

Originally, cow ogres were… lax about sex. Even if Giraldo, an old friend of Kelly’s, came on to Dorothy with all the subtlety of a charging bull—despite her being, for a forty-three-year-old, still quite beautiful—it’d still be within the bounds of what a cow ogre considered normal.

Dorothy wasn’t exactly a woman who was always eager for sex, but as long as Kelly kept showing such an unreliable face when it came to women, she had no right to complain about Mom’s desire to have younger siblings made and entrust her hopes to them.

“Ugh…"
"If you feel even the slightest urge, just go find some woman around here and lose your virginity."
"W-what the hell are you talking about! Like some kind of public restroom!"
"It’s not that different. You get the urge, you relieve it. And sometimes life springs from there. So what’s the difference?"
"Mom, I don’t want to think I was born from that…”

“The ground’s just waiting for seeds and fertilizer. Go make a move on someone tonight. How many single women do you think are in this colony?”

The cow ogre colony was short on men. It sounded like a harem, but when the ratio reached three women to every man, it wasn’t exactly a simple harem anymore.

It wasn’t that cow ogre men had low libidos—far from it—but the powerful and resilient cow ogre women were even more insatiable. Once they got going, they’d keep a man busy all night long, never letting him rest.

That’s why the shortage of men was such a serious problem.

Originally a minority group, and with women who wanted to definitely bear children, men weren’t exactly let go easily. Even if society leaned toward free sex, men couldn’t just keep getting laid every which way. Women were left in the surplus.

In that situation, men like Kelly ended up being more like neutered oddities than anything else.

“But…"
"Want to try your luck with Martha?”

Martha Merlitz—Kelly’s first love, who’d been snatched away by another man ten years ago. Now a mother of two.

“B-but Martha’s married."
"If you’re still hung up on her, just take her back, idiot. A woman getting taken by another man is nothing—just go bang someone else somewhere else!"
"I can’t go breaking up families! I just want Martha to be happy—"
"Ugh, shut up! Just get out of here! Don’t come back until you’ve put something in a woman!”

Mom was dead serious. As ridiculous as it sounded, Kelly couldn’t argue with the woman who’d raised him single-handedly since he was four. He trudged outside into the night, kicked out by his own mother.

”…Maybe I should just go back to my hometown. Or go back to the barracks…”

Once my mom makes up her mind, there’s no changing it. I probably won’t be allowed back in the house for a few days.

Even so, the option of sneaking around at night wasn’t available to me—a 29-year-old virgin.

The next day.
”…Guess I’ll cool off here.”

Kelly was inside the labyrinth.

Camping in the labyrinth was old hat to him. Ever since he was a kid until joining the Celesta Army, Kelly had been hunting Hellshores here.

If it were against a horde, that was one thing, but even now, Kelly could probably handle one or two alone with his bare hands.

”…Only a month left before my leave ends… How many days do I need to sulk here? Spending time with friends and kids in the colony would be way more fun…”

He counted on his fingers, trying to figure out how long it would take for his mom’s anger to subside while still making his “fun” homecoming worthwhile. He was being incredibly pessimistic.

”…It’s not like I don’t want a girlfriend or anything—I’d even like to get married someday…”

But as his mom said, the cow ogre community was always in a state of plundering war.

Which meant that even if he found someone decent here, it would still be like getting tied down just so she could be taken by another man—especially since Kelly had no intention of leaving the army anytime soon.

He couldn’t forget the shock of seeing the person he wanted to marry and thought he could actually marry smiling at some other guy. He’d plastered on a fake smile that time, saying, “Welp, can’t be helped,” but then spent a week after coming home either sulking in bed or sobbing like a baby.

That’s when he realized he was actually incredibly sensitive and possessive.

And the feeling that if she got stolen from him again, he’d never recover this time… well, it was better to just wither away than deal with that.

He might burn with jealousy at the sight of Arnie or Andy, but deep down, Kelly wasn’t the kind of guy who thought, “I should be the one.”

”…Sigh. This sucks.”

While making a fire with the flinty rocks scattered everywhere, Kelly sat cross-legged alone. At 310 centimeters tall, he didn’t look like the strongest man in the cow ogre colony.

A few days later.
”Guess I can head back soon…”

Confirming that morning light was streaming through the skylight, Kelly heaved himself up.

Then, as he reached out to steady himself, he nearly crushed something soft and jumped back in surprise.
”Whoa!?”

It was a dust-covered other race.
”…Ouch… there.”

He groggily sat up.

And then—
”…No way. Kelly-nii!!"
"Whoa, whoa!?”

The other race stared intently at his face before leaping onto his neck.

A tail wagged back and forth.
”K-Kelly-nii…?”

A wolfkin girl, probably in her late teens.

Kelly thought for a moment.
”…Oh.”

“Remember me?"
"You’re from Old Man Zenga’s place, right?"
"Yeah! Kate, his granddaughter!”

Inside the Desert Great Labyrinth, there are colonies of many races.
You could say almost every race except humans is here.
Among them was a werewolf colony.
They weren’t part of the morning market trading guild, so you rarely saw them, but sometimes they’d visit the Ox Ogre colony.

“Why are you alone in a place like this?"
"I followed Kelly-nii."
"Why…? Wait, wasn’t the last time we hung out ten years ago?”

The Kate in Kelly’s head was still practically a toddler back then.
But now, Kate was a proper young woman. She’s really grown up, he thought.

“Hehe. …Finally caught you."
"T-That’s a convenient timing… showing up while I’m visiting home…"
"Yeah. I’ve been searching since you disappeared from Quieca. I thought I was gonna die sometimes.”

“Wait.”

It had been five years since he was in Quieca. Back when Kelly was still heavy infantry.

“You’ve been looking for me… for five years?!"
"Yeah. You lived there, so I lived nearby?"
"…Seriously?!”

“But my brother told me not to talk to you because it was a crucial time for him becoming an Ace Knight, so I waited…"
"…………"
"But then you almost became an Ace Knight once, and I thought you’d try again the next year, but you didn’t come, so I waited, and waited… and then I realized you were gone, so I figured you came back to the labyrinth, but you weren’t there, so I thought maybe you were still in Quieca, but you weren’t…”

“O-okay, okay, I get it. …But why?"
"I promised Kelly-nii. That I’d be his wife.”

”…Huh?”

He desperately tried to recall.
No, there was no need to search. Some kids were like that.
Kids who played with Kelly, admired him, and occasionally asked him to marry them.
Kelly’s answer was always, “Yeah, when you become a good woman.”

”…You mean… you believe in me?"
"Yeah. Werewolf, promise, it’s absolute.”

”…………”

“I’m gonna be your wife, Kelly-nii. And after that, if you tell me I’m a ‘good woman,’ the promise is perfect. I’ll have lots of kids for you. I’ll be a great mom.”

Kate wagged her tail excitedly.

“I think you’re really cute.”

“But…"
"…No, forget it. That’s impossible.”

It would be incredibly sweet if she said that to him at a time like this, but an ogre’s cock isn’t exactly something other races can easily accept. After all, it’s as thick as a woman’s arm. If it were a decent size smaller, maybe compatibility would work, but Kelly’s member wasn’t exactly on the small side for an ogre.

“But…"
"It’s okay.”

Kate grinned and started to take off her clothes.

Kelly’s face flushed red—this was the first time he’d seen a woman other than Diarne or his mother naked. He was still a virgin.

She unfastened her short vest and the cloth wrapped around her chest, then peeled off her loincloth in one swift motion. She wasn’t wearing any underwear. She couldn’t have worn any.

Because lodged inside her was an enormous dildo—thick as a woman’s arm.

“Hey!?”

“Hehe… if I’m gonna be your wife, your dick has gotta fit, so Big Sis made this for you.”

“W-wait, are you sure…?”

“Lycanthrope, promise, absolutely. I’ve been getting used to it little by little, and now this much fits. I can keep my promise. I can give you kids.”

Her words were slightly awkward due to the differences in their native languages, but that only made her direct appeal even more overwhelming, leaving Kelly’s mind blank.

“W-why… why are you doing this for me…”

“Promise, absolutely keeping it.”

“A promise like that—”

“Lycanthrope, promise, absolutely. So, I don’t make promises lightly, okay?”

”…………”

“I was born to give you kids,” she said, her voice earnest. “I felt that way from the bottom of my heart back then.”

“S-so… a kid that small would even think about something like that?”

“Lycanthrope, destiny, I believe in it so much. I felt destiny back then.”

“Destiny…”

“Are you happy with me, Brother? Am I a bad sister to you?”

“You’re a good sister, a really good one, but—”

Giving up on his first love so easily… that was too much for him.

Before Kelly could finish speaking, Kate cut him off, pressing her nose and mouth deep into his massive lips in a kiss.

“Mmph… ungh. Promise, perfect.”

“Huh?”

Kate hadn’t intended to listen in the first place.

While kissing him, she pulled out the dildo and tossed it away as if she no longer needed it.

“Give me your seed, Brother. I’m super horny right now. Probably gonna be like this forever.”

And with that, the naked beastkin girl rubbed her hips against Kelly’s erection of her own accord.

“Hah… hah…”

A wet, slick sound as Kelly’s pants at his groin were coated with her arousal.

It wasn’t the usual passive arrangement of a cow ogre’s wife waiting for suitors—this was an active pursuit from a woman, something unique to interspecies relationships. And finally, Kelly had steeled himself.

”…Hey… you really gonna do this? I don’t know anything about women, y’know?”

“Yeah. Neither do I. Do whatever.”

”…You sure?”

“Just get on with it!”

Completely flushed and radiating heat, the beautiful girl pressed her slickness against him, wagging her tail, even telling him to hurry up—there was no turning back now.

Still feeling a twinge of guilt, Kelly thrust his massive member into Kate’s vagina.

“Ngh… AHH!!”

Kate arched back.

Even if she could stretch to accommodate the girth, the depth was still too much for her to handle.

The cow ogre’s shaft stopped halfway inside the wolf-girl’s tight heat.

“Gah… ha… ahh…”

Her eyes rolled back as if she were being impaled on a stake.

Kelly, on the other hand, was overwhelmed by the sensation of a woman’s vagina for the first time just before his thirtieth birthday.

“Whoa… this is—”

“Ah, hahaha… big brother, more…”

“Kate?”

”…More… make love to me… use my pussy…”

Even as she was being pierced by something so huge, Kate wore a smile of pure fulfillment.

“This is it… your dick is amazing… so much better than I imagined…”

”…………”

“I’ve been waiting for this forever… wondering if I could get a horned kid like you, or maybe a wolf-human… giving birth, getting filled with a dick, giving birth again, getting filled with a dick again… it’s lonely, wanting a dick while giving birth. I want so much more… fill me with your dick, make me a vessel for it. I want to live with your dick inside me.”

”…Hey, you alright?”

Her slurred words made him fear she was about to lose it entirely. But Kate was just speaking on impulse.

“It’s finally in… I want so much more of your dick. More, more, even if a kid comes out, push it back into my womb, make me push the baby out with my mouth… I want you to fuck me that hard. Make my body a container for your dick.”

“W-what are you even saying? Don’t get any grosser than that.”

“Yeah… then shut me up. Shut me up with your dick.”

”…Guh…”

He felt like he was being cornered into more and more promises, forced into a situation where he couldn’t refuse.

But it felt good.

Kelly had been so wounded by his past that he needed to hear things like that before he could even justify having sex.

“Ngh… guh… ah, gah! Guh, uuu… I’m breaking, I’m being broken, break me… break me!”

”…Uhh… ugh…”

It was impossible to tell how much of Kaito’s words were bluff and how much was serious. Because of that, Kelly gave up trying to read her expression.

But she just wanted to fully savor this shallow, hot cunt before coming.

Thinking so, from halfway through, she gripped the girl’s body with both hands, practically jerking off with the girl’s crotch as if it were her own, while her member throbbed in her grasp.

And the wolf-girl writhed in pleasure.
“…Kuh, ugh… I’m gonna come… I’m gonna release it…!”
“Semen… semen♪ Kelly-nii-chan’s seed, fill me up with it!! Make my insides overflow with it♪”
“…Sorry, but… I’m gonna do just that!!”

Throb, throb, throb…!!

Kelly’s member was enormous, and her ejaculate volume was no joke.
“Ai… a, ah…♪”

Feeling the overwhelming rush of fluid from the penetrating member assaulting her eggs like a rape, Kaito passed out in bliss while still impaled.
“…Uwah… there…”

And then, in the strangely hollow feeling that followed climaxing, Kelly felt an odd sense of despair—she’d done something incredibly stupid at the worst possible time.

“So, I’m no longer a virgin.”
“Kelly. Come here for a sec.”

A mother’s iron fist.

“Why are you screwing another race there, you idiot!”

“Ah…”

Given the context of what her mother was saying, it was definitely more appropriate to have done it within the cow ogre colony.

“It’s not Kelly-nii-chan’s fault. It felt amazing.”

“Haaah…”

Her mother’s worries ran deep. At least she could see her grandchild.

“…Mm. Kaito, doing this without my permission… Ugh!”

And the next attacker targeted Kelly. Three weeks and two days left until Kelly’s vacation ended.

(To be continued)

Article title:A Certain Relationship Between a Cow and a Wolf 1
Article author:SiVisPacem
Release time:2017-06-06