Gash Zapper is a tailless Lizardman who travels alongside a water spirit.
“The Spirit Festival is all over, huh…” Gash muttered in a Helicon inn at dawn, as a dry northern wind drifted through the window. Below, in the town, many townspeople were busy cleaning up after the festival. The most energetic creatures in Celesta were undoubtedly the merchants. Without needing any prompting, they would likely begin their industrious trading again starting today, all to save up for the next festival. Gash remained motionless for a while, watching the humans, Lizardmen, and Foxfolk merchants pass through the town gates, busily leading their camels and desert lizards. He wanted to bring up a new topic with the girl behind him, but he found himself unable to do so. Five minutes of hesitation. Back when he served in the Celesta Army, Gash was known as the bravest in his unit, though he lacked any semblance of tact. After summoning his courage time and time again, he finally let out a light, casual voice, as if to say, “Here goes nothing.” “What are we going to do now, Heely?” The water spirit, Heely Water, had expressed one wish: “I want you to show me the Spirit Festival.” For a spirit, she felt the injustice of being unable to freely witness the very festival dedicated to her kind. Resolving that grievance was the mission assigned to Gash—a man whose tail had been severed, whose pride as a warrior had been shattered, and who had lost his purpose in life. What would happen once this was over? Would Heely merge with the water currents of this region once again and drift away to somewhere else? …Even though he believed they loved each other deeply, Gash simply could not shake that anxiety.
“We have time until check-out… I’m gonna sleep a little more…” His question, delivered with the greatest courage of his life, was effortlessly brushed aside. When he turned around, Heely was huddled under the blanket, curled up like a little caterpillar. “Hey! Why are you such a sleepyhead when you’re a spirit!?” “It’s because you didn’t let me sleep until dawn, Gash… It’s fine, yesterday was just one of those days… Come here and sleep too. Why are you waking up so early when you’s a cold-blooded creature…?” “I’m not cold-blooded, my blood pressure is just a little low!” Despite his protest, Gash lumbered into the bed. Under the blankets, Heely—still naked from their intense passion the night before—half-asleep, carelessly slid her body into the crook of Gash’s arm. “Nyuu…fu…” “Look, what I’m saying is… you said when we first met that you wanted to see the Spirit Festival.” ”…Did I?” “That was only four or five months ago!?” “Was it…? It’s just that since then, Gash’s constant lewdness has been… too intense…” ”…Anyway. We achieved the goal, but I’m asking you, what are we going to do?” ”…What should we do… Hmm, I want to go somewhere warm until the next Spirit Festival…” “You still want to see the festival?” “But it was so much fun…” Pressing her soft cheek against his chest, Heely nuzzled him, sounding as if she were half-asleep. ”…Well, alright then.” Gash felt a sense of anticlimax as he pulled her small head into an embrace. It seemed Heely had already decided to keep spending her time with Gash; she didn’t seem to have the slightest intention of returning to the natural world. He felt like all that nervousness had been for nothing.
Into their late morning, a single Dark Elf burst in with high energy. “Well now, the sun is up, you two!” “Knock and use the door, you idiot! Don’t just phase through the walls!”
“Oh my, someone’s in a terrible mood.” “I woke up right in the middle of a dream, dammit!” Bright Light, the Spirit of Light. …Or so she called herself. At first glance, she appeared to be an androgynous beauty of the dark elf variety. Normally, I’d want to complain that a Spirit of Light should have a much whiter, brighter image, but if I did that, Heely would end up being lumped in with the Merman race, so I’ll let it slide. Comparing them to a group that doesn’t even have fins is a uniquely Lizardman grievance. “Besides, I already paid back yesterday’s debt! Just check out already!” “Hahaha, you’s treating me quite harshly. Well, I don’t mind, though.” “It’s because you keep barging in whenever we’re enjoying some alone time!” “From what I can see, you two are enjoying your alone time twenty-four seven, aren’t you?” Gash and Heely both choked up. It’s not like they were having sex from morning until night, but it couldn’t be denied that their conversation turned honey-sweet whenever they were alone.
With their sleepiness now completely gone, the two of them got out of bed. “So, what is it? If it’s the lodging fee, we’ll cover it, so you can go.” “No, no. Yesterday, as a spirit, I refrained because I didn’t want to disturb a lover’s night.” Bright smiled brightly. “I feel like you disturbed us plenty.” “I have a favor to ask, Gash Zapper.” ”…What?” She was, for better or worse, our benefactor. Unable to call her an idiot, Gash turned toward her reluctantly as he pulled on his jacket. “Let’s have sex.” ”…Huh?” I let out a bewildered cry at the same time as Heely. “No, I mean, Heely told me the same thing yesterday, and it’s certainly true—rather than just watching others do it, I thought it might be better to try it myself.” “Wh-Why Gash?! Go find some random elf or something!!” Still half-naked, Heely clung to Gash, baring her teeth. Bright remained unbothered. “That is for Gash to decide, isn’t it? It’s not as if I’m asking him to become my husband. I am simply offering to grant the wish of my benefactor, who wants to try sex once.” “Too bad for you! Just once won’t feel good, because Gash is all about momentum!” “Hey, Heely, that hurts.” “Sorry.” “Hahaha, well then, how about two or three times?” “Ugh… no, then I won’t be able to judge Gash fairly, so… how about five times?” “Why are you increasing the number yourself, you idiot spirit?” I stared blankly at Heely. “B-Because! I’d hate for the Sleep Spirit to think that Gash is just bad at it!!” “I appreciate the concern, but you’re just falling right into this shady woman’s trap!” “You two are entertaining.”
In the end. Even after we checked out of the inn, Bright followed us. “If we’re heading south from here, it’s either the Lapal Islands or Shale Island… or we could take a ship to the Goat Kingdom and head for the Southern Great Plains.” “Gash, have you ever been to a foreign country?”
“There’s no way. I was stationed with the inland patrol until now.” We left the town of Helicon. To the east lies the Elven Forest Territory, but I knew well enough that it wasn’t the kind of place that would easily let someone like Heely through—someone with no military affiliation and a suspicious identity. The only way to cross the country on foot and head south was via the Forest Territory route, but travelers tended to avoid it because it was a hassle in so many different ways. “In that case, are you heading to Quika?” ”…Bright, just how far are you following us?” “Until you’s finished having sex with Gash, obviously.” “I told you, it’s not about Gash!” “Didn’t you say you’d permit up to five times?” ”…Wait, did I say that?” “Don’t let him trick you. Actually, don’t let him manipulate you, Heely.” Walking along the highway, Gash felt a constant sense of dread, wondering when they might reach some bizarre consensus. “Besides, I can’t get hard for anyone but Heely except for lizard women.” “Oh my.” ”…Gash♪” “Hmm. In that case, how about this?” Taking advantage of the fact that there wasn’t a soul in sight far down the road, Bright pulled her clothes open to show him. Gash’s wide peripheral vision caught a glimpse of her magnificent breasts, but he slowly shook his head. “Not even a twitch.” ”…Muu, we’ve run into a difficult problem. How can I manage to have sex with Gash five times?” “Just cover yourself up!” Heely pulled on Bright’s clothes to close them. “I’m telling you, it’s impossible. It’s a mystery to me too, since I’ve never felt lust for a human-type woman before.” “And yet, you say you lust after Heely almost every night.” “How do you know that?” “Do you really do it every night? You’re quite the young man.” Having fallen for the trap, Gash nervously flicked his tongue.
Night. Travelers on foot set up camp. If we had a carriage, we could certainly make it to a post town, but Gash chose to camp because he wanted to save the money meant for an inn to prepare for the anticipated travel expenses ahead. It wasn’t a rare sight along the highway, and since this area had been the site of a bandit hunt six months ago, any bandits present would likely be nothing more than amateurs. If it was just some desperate person with a blade, a warrior of Gash’s caliber could repel them without much effort. Besides, Heely was potentially even stronger than Gash. A water spirit that could create and manipulate water as a weapon freely, without any particular movement or incantation, was outside the scope of current magical common sense. “I think just wandering around this area would be fine. It’s only cold for about two months before it gets warm again.” “Let’s go somewhere far away since we have the chance. Anywhere is fun as long as I’m with you, Gash.” ”…This girl.” Before I knew it, I was getting all flirtatious with Heely in front of the campfire. “I wonder where Bright went.” “The luggage… is… here, so she’s probably just picking flowers or something.” “Should we sneak something in while we have the chance?” “Sneak what in?!”
“Give me your cock, Gash. If we hurry, we can probably get at least one ejaculation out of it.” “Your phrasing is really weird, you know that?” While exchanging such words, Gash’s throat tightened with anticipation at this unexpected opportunity. Sex with Heely had already become a nightly routine for Gash. He wanted to make the most of even the slightest chance. Glancing around, Gash quickly pinned Heely down. “Since we’s in a hurry, you can just slide it all in at once.” “You’re always ready to go, aren’t you?” “I can usually tell whenever you’re about to get horny♪” The lizard’s lips and the spirit’s lips devoured each other. In the midst of the kiss, Gash swiftly pulled down her underwear and, with a sense of urgency, pushed one side of his hemipenis into Heely. The sensation was familiar, yet the addictive pleasure enveloped Gash. “Ngh…” “Mm… Gash, you don’t have to just do that side; you could put both in, along with your butt, all at once.” “If I put it in your ass, cleaning up would be a nightmare…” “Just between us, once you start, you should just keep going even if Bright interrupts…♪” “You’ve got some nerve, you perverted spirit…” He began thrusting back and forth through Heely’s insides at full force from the start. It was a frantic bout where their only goal from the beginning was ejaculation. In its own way, it was incredibly heated. Heely wrapped her arms around the lizardman looming over her, showering his rugged, reptilian face with kisses while continuing to offer herself up. And then. “Well, I see you’ve started after all.” As expected, Bright appeared at that exact moment. “I… I might have something to say to you, but later, okay?” Gash looked up at Bright while continuing to thrust his hips, pinning Heely down as if to prevent her from escaping. Bright was completely naked. It seemed they had been bathing in a nearby river. Water droplets sliding down a curvaceous, feminine naked body reflected the moonlight and the campfire, shimmering like gold and silver. “No, I have nothing to say. But do you mind if I join you?” “Y-You, already!?” “Well, honestly, this was the only idea I could come up with. If you only get horny for Heely, then I have no choice but to join her pleasure.” “Eeeeh…” While her lower body continued to accept Gash’s lust, Heely let out a dissatisfied whine. “At this rate, you’ll just end up wasting half of it on the ground anyway, won’t you?” “W-Well, that’s true, but…” “Then, if you’ll excuse me.” With a soft flicker, Bright vanished in the moonlight. In the next instant, Bright slid their voluptuous naked body underneath Gash, positioning themselves as if embracing Heely face-to-face. “Stop abusing that sudden teleportation every single time!” “Now, now. It would be a hassle to pull out of Heely every time just to make room for me, wouldn’t it?” The androgynous beauty’s giggle was strangely childish, and it made Gash’s heart skip a beat more than the naked body itself. Sensing his reaction, Heely reached out and pinched Gash’s soft flank.
”…I-It’s only because it’s convenient, okay?! And don’t get too cocky, Bright. He’s my… uh, what should I call him?”
”…I’d at least like you to call him my boyfriend.”
“You really think so little of me, don’t you? I thought you were going to say ‘husband’ or something.”
“Husband? That’s not enough. He’s my woman of destiny.”
“Th-then, since you’re my man of destiny! Fine, I get it, Bright!?”
”…Yes, yes. ‘Convenient’ is perfectly fine by me.”
The two spirits pressed their crotches tightly together, each desiring the lizard’s impressive members. With a heavy sigh, Gash let both of his great lengths grow erect.
(To be continued)