Zieg Becker belonged to the Special Intelligence Brigade, in other words, the spy division, yet in Cestra South, he was a rare ace knight with a reputation rivaling Overnight.
The reason? Because he was constantly being sung about in heroic ballads.
While even the tales of the national hero Overnight only made it into the standard repertoire seven or eight times at most, it was unusual for an ace knight to have four or five major songs dedicated to them.
Moreover, in Zieg’s case, many of those songs were full of flashy stories—battles against ridiculously huge enemies, instant kills of entire pursuer squads.
So, it wasn’t unreasonable to assume that a man so active would have a fancy home in the capital.
But.
“Hey, you’re back, Zieg."
"Lead’s idiot left your stuff. … Hey, Grandma, hold on with that hand. Yeah, I guess I got a little senile there."
"Shut up, old man. Checkmate."
"No, no, no, I still have moves left. Trust me.”
The house Zieg headed to in the capital was a first-floor unit in an old mortar apartment building—or rather, a cheap apartment complex.
And what met his eyes was the sight of withered bird-human elders munching on dried fish at the edge of a small garden while playing a tattered game of chess.
”…Becker. Who are these people?"
"Huh? They’re my grandpa and grandma."
"You… you have Birdman blood?"
"I’m an adopted kid, you know. And my adoptive dad was a Birdman adventurer. Don’t know him? Lead Becker."
"Don’t know…"
"Never heard of him…”
Seeing the Orc beauty and Dark Elf girl both make troubled faces, the bird elders cackled.
“You can’t compete with his fame, now can you?"
"Honestly, even though your dad was a tomb raider, he was always attention-seeking, and Zieg’s always running away but somehow still manages to stand out. Can’t you at least try to keep it down a little?”
After laughing for a while, they suddenly clapped their hands together in unison and gaped at the two women who had come with Zieg.
”…Zieg brought girls home, Grandma."
"Seriously. That Zieg, who used to go to brothels with just that much money and get lice…"
"The one who went to the doctor to shave his junk smooth and cried while saying, ‘Knives are great, they don’t spread disease,’ and polished knives every night…"
"The one who was too scared to go to full-service brothels for a while after that and became an expert on strip clubs instead…"
"Shut up, Grandpa and Grandma, seriously.”
The two listening behind them gave wry smiles, thinking, Yeah, Zieg could totally do that, but they also felt a twinge of fear at the fact that his grandparents knew all this.
A grown man like Zieg wouldn’t blab that stuff to his own grandparents.
This family might be tougher than they thought.
The Birdman’s grandparents lived as the building manager in one room on the first floor, while the rest of the rooms were used as Zeke’s collection room, Reed’s junk storage, and other assorted storage. Zeke’s own room was a separate space entirely.
A few young Intelligence Brigade members lived on the second and third floors.
“Still, considering you, I thought you’d be living in something a little more grand than this.”
“I only come back maybe a hundred days a year. As long as I have a place to hang my knives and my grandparents are around, it’s fine.”
“I see…”
“Oh, really?”
Rose and Ariel reaffirmed that becoming Zeke’s wife would involve quite a bit of… waiting.
“Even though it’s early in the engagement to say this… I wish you’d come back more often.”
Ariel said, and Rose nodded.
Scratching his head, Zeke gave a wry smile.
“Well, not coming back much was just how things were until now. When I did come back, all I found were those birds.”
“Then…”
“Yeah, from now on, I’ll ask for fewer assignments. They already told me it’s about time I started worrying about my age.”
The two breathed a sigh of relief at Zeke’s words.
And then…
“So… tonight too?”
“How about we add more families waiting for us? ♪”
Before Zeke, the two slowly stripped off their clothes and put on matching aprons.
”…You don’t have to go all the way with the naked aprons here, you know?”
“Don’t be so cold.”
“Isn’t this the real new bride play?”
The two twirled around, presenting their butts, each teasing Zeke in their own way.
“Come on, Becker…”
“Zeke, let’s… make love?”
“Honestly… I don’t have any deployment orders for a while now, okay? Don’t think tonight’s the only time. Tomorrow morning, noon, and all day long, I’ll be relentlessly and lazily making babies with you.”
“Heh heh heh, which one of us will give out first?”
“We’re two against one, remember?”
”…Sorry for being so cheeky.”
Apologizing, Zeke parted Ariel’s small but delectable cheeks and thrust into her while she stood.
Ariel had been wet since she started undressing, so she blissfully accepted Zeke’s entry.
“Ah… ah! ♪”
“Uwaaa… damn, from today on, I get to make babies with Ariel here as much as I want? Just the thought is making me hot.”
“And you can do the same with me, you know?”
“I know… but your pussy is so unfairly tight it feels like I’m being squeezed dry.”
“I didn’t choose to be like this!”
Rose, as expected of an ogre woman, had evolved into a terrifying sex organ that forcibly drained Sieg’s seed with every experience, living up to her reputation as a natural masterpiece.
It went beyond just feeling good—once inside, Sieg was swept away by such intense pleasure that he couldn’t even move his hips before being sucked dry of cum until he passed out. Lately, Ariel had been using sensory illusions to dull Sieg’s sensitivity, barely allowing for any semblance of sex at all.
“Damn…”
“W-What’s wrong? I’m more jealous of Ariel…”
“M-Me too, I’ve always had a strong professional ambition, and I’ve studied and trained in all sorts of techniques to satisfy my clients… but Rose, you just ignore all my hard work and still make him cum like that…”
“This is hell for me too! When I try to savor Becker’s cock slowly, he cums right away!”
“I can come just from Sieg’s seed alone…”
“M-Me too, if I get blasted three times, I’m gonna stay high forever… but still…”
“Alright, alright, I’ll indulge you both as much as you want!”
“W-What?”
Sieg pointed at the contents of the package that the old bird couple had just given him.
“A bottle… alcohol?”
“D-Doesn’t seem like there’s anything inside?”
It was something Sieg’s father had sent.
…A distilled liquor from the Western Continent, infused with armored snakes.
“U-Ugh, snakes!?”
“N-No way!?”
The two girls were understandably freaked out. But Sieg reached for the bottle while still inside Ariel and chugged it down like a funnel.
“This stuff’s supposed to be great for boosting virility. My old man drank this once and accidentally wrecked an entire local brothel. Heh heh.”
“S-Sieg…?”
“Y-Your eyes are looking kinda weird!”
“No, no, no. …But seriously, you two are such a turn-on. Damn it, why didn’t I come out earlier? Ariel chuwan you! Rose, you too! If I’d met you guys when I was a teenager, I would’ve been coming every single day!”
“C-Calm down, Sieg!”
“W-When you were a teenager, I was still a kid…”
“Screw that, you’re an ogre cunt! I’d probably fit inside! I’d even train you to be my personal cock slave since you were a toddler!”
“B-Becker’s so manly… or rather, he’s saying something dangerous!”
“S-Something’s definitely wrong with this stuff!”
“Nope, I’m perfectly sane! Honest as can be! A whore’s best friend!”
“N-No way—!”
“N-No, Sieg, that’s too rough… Ah, but, yes, yes, yes!”
Feeling strangely liberated, Sieg slammed his hips against Ariel, who was pressed against the wall. Though surprised, Ariel, being a former courtesan, quickly let out a moan at Sieg’s violent thrusts.
“Cumming, cumming, cumming! Get knocked up, get knocked up, get knocked up!”
“Yes, fill me, fill me… I wanna be pregnant with your baby too!”
“K-Kuh… uoooooh!!”
Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump…!!
Zick felt like he was unleashing a dragon’s breath from his groin as he relentlessly pumped his seed into Ariel’s womb.
Ariel reached climax in an instant, trembling violently as she clung to the wall and collapsed onto her knees.
Her crotch gushed out twice the usual amount of cum.
“Heh heh heh… Roseeee…"
"Hey, Becker…san?"
"Now I could make you go wild just with my dick… probably."
"S-something’s scary…"
"What? Just the first time.”
Zick, clearly high on something strange, pinned Rose down and started thrusting into her.
He came in three seconds from the unrestrained pleasure, but kept pounding away at Rose even as he ejaculated.
“Hiiii! K, ugh… Becker-san… that’s awful… so cruel… but, I love it!!"
"That’s right, that’s right, you little slut! I love you too! I’ll fill you with as much seed as you want!"
"Yaaaaaah!”
He kept coming in ten-second intervals, ravaging Rose over and over.
The constant flood of cum conquered her womb from the depths, and soon she was screaming without shame or restraint.
And Zick, switching back and forth between the two, only regained his senses the next evening.
”…This booze is sealed."
"Yeah…"
"Kinda a waste, though…”
The three of them collapsed right there, and on the third morning, they carefully boxed up the poisonous bottle and shoved it deep into a shelf.
As he wondered how to apologize to the two of them, the door suddenly clicked open, and his elderly grandparents walked in.
“Finished already, Zick?"
"That brat really got you going again, huh?"
"G-Grandpa, Grandma!?”
The old couple were grinning.
“Well, if they’re gonna go around moaning and groaning like that with no clothes on, we can’t help but get fired up."
"We did."
"YOU DIDN’T!!”
The Birdman couple was still going strong in their old age.
“By the way, about that weird drug or booze… how about you give us some?"
"Well, our spirits might be willing, but our bodies are too old for this."
"Ehh?”
Zick felt a bad vibe. Even if they weren’t blood-related, he didn’t want to imagine his grandparents’ sex life.
But Zick’s protest was even stronger than Ariel and Rose’s.
“Th-that’s no good!”
“This is something we need too, Grandpa and Grandma! Please, have mercy!”
”…You two.”
”…W-well…”
“Maybe someone like that Zeke isn’t so bad once in a while,” Zeke thought, his cheeks burning as he faced the two of them. Like Andy from the distant northern lands, Zeke resolved to focus on self-discipline and try to improve his diet so he could perform normally again.