The previous camping trip in the northern forest with Floria was quite popular, so I got a taste for it and am now working on various inventions at my workshop for our next camping trip. I improved the tent by engraving runes onto elven fabric to enhance its portability and comfort. Although severe weather is rare in the forest, I made sure that even heavy rainstorms wouldn’t bother us inside the tent. By placing soundproofing runes between a double-layered roof and ceiling, noise from large raindrops hitting the outer layer doesn’t reach the inner one. Additionally, by laying my specially developed ultra-light carpet on the floor, we can comfortably sleep on rocky surfaces without worrying about it. I also spent a long time developing a campfire set. When Lila said she could provide endless fire without fuel if I just let her handle it, I explained that slowly tending to a fire under the stars is part of a man’s romanticism. To prevent fires from going out easily, I engraved runes on fire-retardant fabric to gently guide air over them and created a lazy campfire setup where wind always blows in without needing any special stove design. I also made several prototypes for an easy-to-assemble pot stand using the same wood used in “Yari rooms,” designed so that even kids could set it up from a bundle of sticks within five minutes. And, naturally, I put all my blacksmithing knowledge and experience into crafting axes for splitting firewood, pursuing both durability and sharpness to create several excellent pieces. Rantz was impressed after trying them out and suggested selling these instead of making weapons since they’d be more profitable. But these are for me and the kids’ camping trips; I have no intention of putting them on the market. …Besides, producing them would be difficult because they use rare metals donated by a Silver Dragon.
Besides inventing and stacking various items like silk nets to keep away animals, handy portable shovels for digging holes, don’t say things like “You don’t need all of this if you have a dragon and a ‘penis room’.” I want to enjoy camping as a leisure activity with the kids. There must be other children besides Floria who would find it fun.
Since I didn’t get many chances to use them, I planned a camping competition. Only relatively older kids will participate; younger ones might worry about handling fire or knives. Even if they can heal instantly from the Spirit Spring, I don’t want to give them painful memories that could spoil their experience. …And I’m kind of worried about Diane and Hilda’s warm but slightly unsettling looks at how enthusiastic I am. “What’s wrong? Do you have a problem with our camping competition?” “Men go through phases like this. My brothers and former subordinates sometimes had similar obsessions, too—camping, tree houses, fishing.” “You’re acting so boyish☆” To them, long-lived species, I’ll always be just a kid.
But there’s something that stings a little. No, it’s not just that. I don’t want to do this purely for my own sake. You know, when we go camping in mobile houses, there’s nothing much to do except end up having orgies with the slave girls, right? I think it’s important to have some purpose and experience with leisure activities. That’s what I wanted to propose.
So, This time around, the venue is the Red Clan territory. We chose a place where trees are relatively sparse and visibility is good, so there’s little worry about monsters appearing. Also, in case the kids wander off from their campsite, there’s a nearby road leading to the Labyrinth of Holy Beasts with some foot traffic, increasing the chances of them being found. …Well, I don’t think they’ll get lost if we bring multiple dragons along, but just in case. “Welcome.” And Breakcore came over after receiving my message. He said it’s not too far from the labyrinth (of course, not close enough for the kids to accidentally wander into), so he can come without much trouble.
“I heard you want to enjoy camping. Should I tell Dier to bring something tasty?"
"Nah, I thought we’d let the kids have fun preparing meals and all. We can get something good another time."
"Hmm. It seems like camping is a form of entertainment for those who live in towns."
"Surprised?"
"For elves, camping is more rooted in their daily lives… it’s just a different kind of experience altogether. I don’t think they’d usually enjoy it as such.”
Indeed, some of the northern elves always lived outdoors. So maybe they wouldn’t see camping—or rather, sleeping outside—as something special.
”This is our castle! Got that, Huey? Ryle? Claudio? Don’t let any girls in here!”
Peter was already acting like a leader behind his tent, addressing Beatrice’s sons and Claudio.
Elenia watched him with a cool expression.
“Even if you said it, I wouldn’t go in… and don’t even think about coming into my tent.”
She muttered.
Peter tilted his head at her. “What’s the big deal?”
“It’s not like it matters to me either way,” he added.
“What do you mean ‘not matter’!? What are your standards!?”
“You’re bored at night anyway, right? Come play with us.”
“Isn’t that supposed to be something like ‘come over to our tent’ or whatever!?”
“This is our castle. Don’t you get it? A castle isn’t just invaded like that.”
“I don’t care about some setting in your head… if a girl goes into my tent, I’ll kill her with poison.”
“Why poison!? Isn’t something like that supposed to be punches or knives!?”
「If we just hit or cut someone, it seems like they won’t count as having fallen into the spirit spring.」 「It’s scary how you aim for lethal damage…」 「I told you not to enter if you don’t want to die. If you just want to play around, do so outside.」
The female leader Elenia and male leader Peter. Although she looks like his older sister, in reality, the half-dwarf Peter is actually her brother. Considering their ambiguous relationship, Elenia no longer calls him “onii-chan” (big brother). She used to call him that when they were kids though.
…It’s not like the time I suddenly stopped calling myself Papa. Not at all.
I’m in the adult tent with Mira, Emma, and Leeda. Rilla isn’t here today; she’s on a trip south with Naris. With children around, it wouldn’t be appropriate to start anything lewd. So today, I’ll just supervise them. Taking turns watching over the fire, setting up poles as the sun sets, and putting up predator nets.
The net was about thirty meters across. I thought that would be enough, but it barely encircled the three tents. Should I make it longer or add another one? But using too many “silk ropes” isn’t a good idea either. There are plenty of other useful materials and besides, if there were three dragons around, having something to keep them away wouldn’t really matter anyway. My camping set is prepared for all sorts of situations, including ones without dragons. To be honest, I doubt that there will ever be a time in my life when there isn’t a dragon by my side, but hey, someone else might use it someday. Maybe. If asked what kind of situation, I wouldn’t know how to answer so let’s leave it at that. “Sounds like fun.” I muttered while arranging the firewood for the bonfire. Peter and his three brothers had been joking around and tickling each other earlier, but now it was quiet as midnight approached. They seemed pretty grown up, but they were still kids in the end. The way they suddenly fell asleep after playing full out is something only children do. …And then, “…Daddy♪”
Kay from the girls’ tent has stuck her head out and is waving at me. “What’s up? Is something wrong?” “Just come over here quietly, okay? ♪” ”…Why not?” I feel a bad vibe and brace myself. No way, right? “Peter will wake up if you make too much noise! ♪” ”…Are we going to talk about something private? Or can I come in? Won’t I get poisoned or anything?” “It’s fine, really! ♪” Not wanting to ignore her, I stick my head into the girls’ tent. And then all the girls inside pull me in.
“Ugh!?” “Hi, welcome to Pa-Pa♪” Elenia and Kay-chan are on top of me. They’re completely naked. “Aren’t you being a bit too open-minded even for this tent that doesn’t fit Peter and the others!? ” “It’s okay, it’s okay♪ I’ve already locked the entrance with a Cover Lock spell, and I know how to cast soundproofing magic as well♪” They seem way too eager. Wait just a moment. Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that doing it with Elenia and Kay-chan is fine. “Are you really going to do this…?” Frena looks a little worried but she’s starting to undress anyway, so let’s give her another hundred steps. Floria is also inside the tent. She fell for Elenia and Kay-chan’s lie that it was their family rule to marry Papa, but at least she’s still on the healthy side. “Come on, you can’t do this in front of Rea!?” “But we’re doing it in front of other little kids too in Palace.”
“But it’s too early to show Rea that kind of stuff! Narisu will get mad at me!"
"If I don’t say anything, everything’ll be fine. Right, Rea?"
"U-Um…I-I won’t say anything."
"As an older sister, you should protect your younger sister a little more!"
"It’s okay.”
Elenia and Kei-chan worked together to pull down my pants while Kei-chan smiled brightly at me.
”Soon we’ll all be daddy’s personal sex toys♪"
"I’ve been thinking this for a while now, but Kei-chan, your perverted thoughts are way too strong!"
"But Rea-san wants to see it too, right? Us having sex…♪"
"P-Papa and Mama will hide us!”
“…S-Sorry. I didn’t mean to leave you out. But it’s not like Reia is a bad girl and that’s why we were hiding her, right? More like these three are the ones who are bad girls?”
“Eh? Dad thinks of us as bad girls?”
“It might be because our pussy skills aren’t up to par.”
Ele and Kay-chan feign ignorance.
Frenya meanwhile reaches for her last pair of panties.
“Well, whether we’re good or bad doesn’t matter. As long as I can become your personal sex toy, right?”
“S-So you really… want that?”
“The first time I did it, I felt so grateful to the woman who gave birth to me.”
She’s a wicked sister trying to tempt Floria.
“Dad ejaculates like crazy every single time. From now on, all of us are going to be filled with your cum until we’re dripping wet… You’ll see our faces when that happens. It’s because this is what it means to feel a woman’s happiness.”
Slipping into the dim tent, my daughter shamelessly strips off her last piece of clothing while passionately defending how happy she is to be fucked by her father. Three sisters eagerly spread their legs for their father’s cock, unable to resist their twisted instincts even though their brothers are sleeping just a few meters away. “Daddy… Can I have your dick?” “Please let me serve Daddy’s dick deep inside my pussy today too♪” “You can make me pregnant if you want…♪” “…Rea. I’m really sorry for being such a father…” Hiding her mouth, she watches with keen interest as our father thrusts into the sisters’ cunts. She starts to show off their serious fucking sessions astride him.
“…” Floria’s eyes showed a mix of fear and intense curiosity, along with the drunkenness brought on by an abnormal situation. …Sorry. Really sorry. There are three more dragons left. Please try to distract them.
The next morning. “Oi! Get up, Elenia, Flenera! …It won’t open!” I was still having a threesome rotation when Peter called out from outside the tent while I was fucking Elenia doggy style. I was so scared that I almost died. Before long, Maya grabbed Peter by the neck and dragged him away somewhere. “U-Whoa!? What’s going on!?!? Maya!? Maya-san!?” “…”
Either she found it troublesome to explain, or she thought that lying would get her into trouble. Maya left the tent without saying a word. “…Eh, Ele? Umm… Did you actually use your voice illusion?” “…I forgot…” “Hey!? ” It was hard to joke about it after pouring so much cum inside them that they couldn’t even stand up. “…Also, it really stinks…” “I-I’m sorry. I’m really sorry, Ria.” Ria could only apologize since she couldn’t get the semen out. Even with the dragons’ help, we managed to clean things up somehow. “…I think you’re being a bit too bold. Doing that while we were right next to them…”
Claudio said with a very complex expression. It seemed that while Peter didn’t understand, Claudio had figured everything out. “I want you to believe me. Dad really just wanted you all to enjoy yourselves at the camp.” “…I’m not saying I don’t believe you, but he should have expected how perverted Ele and the others would get.” “…You’re right.” Sorry for being such a wrong father. Truly sorry. And then Floria said, “It smelled so strong… But it’s like something I’ve smelled before.” She left behind an extremely perplexing comment. …Did Naris leave scent behind in the morning too? “I’ll end up becoming that way, sooner or later.”
“Really, you don’t have to.”
Please don’t give up like that. I beg of you.